1. Why is the winky emoticon always winking with his right eye? What about the poor left eye winkers of the world?
2. “For $14.95 those underwear better give me a handjob going up the stairs.”–Sam, in response to the David Beckham Superbowl commercial for his H&M underwear.
3. Do you always close the door to the bathroom when you’re home alone? I don’t unless I’m going number two…because modesty has its place.
4. I went to a happy hour with Sam’s work friends tonight. It’s been a while since I’ve done the corporate thing and let’s just say…I killed it.
5. I got compared to Carrie Fisher tonight–of the golden bikini era. Made. My. Night.
6. What is it with boys and zombies? There must be a blood oath that they swear upon entering puberty that commits them to do their faithful duty should a zombie apocalypse occur. Even Rhett has this fixation, and he’s eight years away from pubic hair.
7. I don’t know what everyone is scared about–Over-the-Rhine kicks ass. Even if they did name an alley after some dude who got shot there.

I love you all, some more than others.